Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time
And finally someone said it